Date: October 22, 2005 Interviewee-Lincoln Stanley (these are his opinions as best as we can guess)

  1. What are your favorite movies of all time? Baby Einstein, Home Movies,

 

  1. What are the books that changed your life? Good Night Moon, The Dinosaur Train, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,

 

  1. If you could be an animal, what would it be?  A tiger because  I roar like one; or a pterodactyl because I screech like one.

 

  1. If you could have any pet you wanted what would it be?  A dog or maybe six

 

  1. What would you name it?  Doggy

 

  1. What is your favorite song or musician?  Popcorn Popping or any song I can dance to.

 

  1. What is your favorite game? Diaper tag with mom.  (Tell her I am “stinky” and demand she get me a diaper and wipes. Wait until she is sitting on the floor and RUN!) Also playing peekaboo with Sam when he is in his crib

 

  1. What about websites, which ones are your favorite? Whatever Joe or Wiz are playing with on the computer.  I like to watch.

 

  1. What TV shows do you try to catch every episode of?  Sesame Street, Tellatubbies

 

  1. What do you want to be when you grow up? Stunt man

 

  1. What is your favorite food group? CHEESE!

 

  1. Of all the fruit in the world, which one is your favorite? “Bapples”, “Nanas”, “Arnch”(orange),grapes and “shaw-shaw” (strawberries)

 

  1. What about vegetable?  The peanut butter and raisins on the celery that make Ants on a log (but not the celery of course, that is only a vehicle for food), and candy corn.

 

  1. What about types of cheese? Any will do but string cheese is the best.

 

  1. What food could you never eat?  Bread crust

 

  1. What would you request as a last meal? Macaroni and cheese or rice and “juice”(any drink is what he calls juice).

 

  1. What smells provoke strong memories for you? A wet or stinky diaper

 

  1. Which vacation has been your favorite? He has been on a vacation for 2 and a1/2 years.

 

  1. What would be the vacation of your dreams? A nudist camp; one with roller coasters

 

  1. What are some of your earliest memories? He can’t remember back that far.

 

  1. What is your favorite toy? His dog puppets and his toy cars.

 

  1. What is your dream car? One that fits neatly in the palm of his hand, or that he can drive around in the house or out.

 

  1. What is your favorite season? He hasn’t had enough time to compare, but maybe summer time because it is more comfortable when you are naked.

 

  1. What is your favorite joke? “MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!”

 

  1. What are your favorite clothes? Nothing,…..absolutely nothing.

 

  1. Where would you like to live? The land of “Choco”

 

  1. What superpower would you like to have? Sonic Scream

 

  1. If you got a tattoo, what would it be? Probably a dog driving a car. On his bum

 

  1. What holiday do you look forward to the most? Any of the holidays with candy.

 

  1. Historical person you would like to meet? “Cheech”(Jesus)

 

  1. Are there any celebrities you have crushes on? “Shaw-Shaw” Strawberry Shortcake, and Dora the explorer

 

  1. What odd fascinations and hobbies do you have? Wearing my sisters shoes and my moms make up.  Rolly pollies, exercise, (dance, shin presses at the table, pull ups at the coffee table,

 

  1. What are you scared of? Not being heard, someone eating his food, not being understood.

 

  1. What are your favorite subjects in school? Anything loud or physical

 

  1. What would you do with a million dollars? Tear it all up while my mom is screaming “NO! NO!” but can’t stop me because she is busy feeding Sam