"Arthur is the hottest boy I have ever seen"
-After Joseph read Elisabeth the story of King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone
"I want a Barbie™ Power Tiller for my birthday!"
-After asking mom about a picture in the Home Depot catalogue
"Whatever you are talking about---I'm in!"
"I didn't know by BOYFRIEND had a MOM!"
"I don't care about money. . . I care about CANDY!"
"You're right, Joe! It is fun to run . . . especially with candy in your mouth!"